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→ 21 Jan 11 at 5 pm

jedibusiness:

Jim: Are you kidding?
Dwight: Well, I’m not done yet.
Jim: Dwight. This fits in the palm of my hand. You haven’t blown ‘em up enough. Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?
Dwight: They match the carpet
Jim: What is that? It is your birthday period.
Dwight: It’s a statement of fact.
Jim: Not even an exclamation point?
Dwight: This is more professional. It’s not like she discovered a cure for cancer.
Jim: I can’t believe how bad this looks.

Dwight: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man’s.

Best ever.

I’ll never forget reinacting this with jon for jeff’s birthday.

Good times…
jedibusiness: Jim: Are you kidding?Dwight: Well, I’m not done yet.Jim: Dwight. This fits in the palm of my hand. You haven’t blown ‘em up enough. Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?Dwight: They match the carpetJim: What is that? It is your birthday period.Dwight: It’s a statement of fact.Jim: Not even an exclamation point?Dwight: This is more professional. It’s not like she discovered a cure for cancer.Jim: I can’t believe how bad this looks. Dwight: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man’s. Best ever.I&#8217;ll never forget reinacting this with jon for jeff&#8217;s birthday.Good times&#8230;
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